found this on gumtree cape town. for a mere 2800 rand (280 US dolla), your lucky pet could be the proud owner of a hand-crafted “kitty cat jungle gym”.

note the bell-toy placement for optimal kitty cat enjoyment.

because we all know how much cats love to crawl through tunnels and run back and forth across wooden bridges. oh wait, that’s toddlers. but lest you decide to treat your kitty cat jungle gym like a regular jungle gym, there is a disclaimer from the manufacturer:

NOT FOR CHILDREN OF ANY AGE!!!

Stands 1.5m high incl roof, 2.3m long, 90cm wide. Large steel drum on chains with toys and kitty blanket inside. Single detachable, snap together A-frame roof. 4 balancing beams covered in twine. 2 x 60cm x 60cm flat sleep and play decks. 1 bridge on chains. 1 x 1.2m ramb (single beam). Extra toys placed elsewhere for optimal use.  All sprayed with catnip.
MADE TO ORDER!!! 2 – 3 weeks production time.
You will have to arrange your own collection!

just imagine the satisfaction you’ll get as your cat disdainfully sniffs her new playtoy before she walks off and ignores you until suppertime. but before you regret your purchase, perhaps you should take the manufacturer’s advice and “arrange your own collection”. only the Mechazord of kitty cat jungle gyms will capture your jaded pet’s attention. definitely worth another month’s rent.